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愚人笑话|Joke: A Drunk Irisihman Falls

来源:www.tcdcsw.com 2024-08-13
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint1 of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
Please, God, he implored2, let it be blood!


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